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The Virgin Romance Novelist
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Title: The Virgin Romance Novelist
Author: Meghan Quinn
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Cover Designer: Meghan Quinn
Release Date: April 2nd, 2015
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Synopsis
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
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I received an ARC of this book in exchange for an honest review.
In this book Meghan Quinn attempts to answer the age old question, Can you write a romance novel if you are a virgin? That is an age old question isn't it?
I LOVED ROSIE. She grew up being homeschooled, so saying she lived a sheltered life would be an understatement. Then she went to college, met her best friends and current roommates Henry (who I love and actually want to be a real person) and Delaney (I'm still not sure if I like her...she just rubbed me the wrong way at times), and started to experience all the stuff she missed growing up. Well, almost all the stuff...she is twenty-three year old virgin.
Rosie currently works at a cat magazine and hates her job. The cats that live in the office are a nuisance and one of them actually torments her (and it is REALLY FUNNY). She always wanted to write a romance novel, so one day she starts to write. Unfortunately for Rosie, her sexual inexperience hinders her writing, so she decides that in order to write a book she is going to lose her virginity.
What ensues is nothing short of HILARIOUS. I won't give specifics because you need experience reading what happens for the first time yourself, but I will say that I laughed out loud A LOT. And in public. Like I am a on a crowded subway car and I'm laughing out loud, public. Her friends try to help her out along the way, but Rosie manages to not lose her virginity in numerous hilarious ways.
While this is a funny story about a girl trying to lose her virginity, there is also a love story. When she does eventually lose it, it actually means something. I won't tell you who the lucky guy is, but I will say that I was extremely happy with the direction the book went.
Here is a little excerpt that actually made me cry (luckily I wasn't in public) when I read it:
Rosie currently works at a cat magazine and hates her job. The cats that live in the office are a nuisance and one of them actually torments her (and it is REALLY FUNNY). She always wanted to write a romance novel, so one day she starts to write. Unfortunately for Rosie, her sexual inexperience hinders her writing, so she decides that in order to write a book she is going to lose her virginity.
What ensues is nothing short of HILARIOUS. I won't give specifics because you need experience reading what happens for the first time yourself, but I will say that I laughed out loud A LOT. And in public. Like I am a on a crowded subway car and I'm laughing out loud, public. Her friends try to help her out along the way, but Rosie manages to not lose her virginity in numerous hilarious ways.
While this is a funny story about a girl trying to lose her virginity, there is also a love story. When she does eventually lose it, it actually means something. I won't tell you who the lucky guy is, but I will say that I was extremely happy with the direction the book went.
Here is a little excerpt that actually made me cry (luckily I wasn't in public) when I read it:
"God, Rosie, I’m so far in love with you, it’s ridiculous. I don’t just love you, I’m in love with you, like desperately, hopelessly, can’t be without you in love with you.”
Chills flew over my body as my stomach flipped upside down and Virginia started flapping in excitement.
“I know I was an ass, and I know I haven’t been the easiest person to be around lately, but I blame you,” he smiled. “You turned my life upside down the minute you decided you wanted to date. I couldn’t take the thought of you with anyone else, because I knew deep down in my soul you belonged with me. Rosie, I’m sorry for everything, the way I treated you, for bringing Tasha into this; I was just…lost. I thought you wanted to go out with that Atticus guy, right after we shared one of the most amazing moments of my life.”
“One of the most amazing?” I asked, while tears streamed down my face.
“Yes, the most amazing was when I met you.”
I chuckled and wiped a tear away from face. “That was so corny.”
“Yes, but true.” Looking me in the eyes, he asked, “Do you feel the same, Rosie?”
His eyes pleaded with me, begged me to say yes, and that’s when I realized the man truly adored me. He wasn’t playing with me, he wasn’t trying to just be kind, no, this man sitting next to me, searching my eyes for an answer, undoubtedly loved me with every inch of his being. The revelation was intense, heartwarming, and so damn overwhelming that the only thing I could think of was to throw my body at him and kiss those lips that I’d been dreaming of for the past week.
Sweet right? Meghan Quinn is a freaking genius. She made me laugh, cry, swoon, get angry, frustrated and cheer. This book has EVERYTHING and it is a wonderful read. Now go 1-click this book!!!
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Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.
Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking.
Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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